Hateful questions? Parental concerns? Let me write those down with the rest of the things that I don’t give a shit about. Remember, if you send me a really long email or several short ones, I will just assume that you’re a crazy stalker. Press and media inquiries must be professional and to the point.
Fun Fact: I write because I hate to read a lot.
If you prefer to tweet then follow me on Twitter: @hgrobert
(Warning: I won’t retweet your daily rant, follow you per request or send a shout-out to your friend’s ex-roommate! Twitter accounts also come with a “Block” button… I’m just saying.)